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(i got a lot of asks for these, so here ya go) (…i really tried to be serious for the entire post but)

  • I screwed up.
  • There are three things you need to know before you read this.
  • How do I tell a well-structured story when life is absolute chaos?
  • I know what you came here for.
  • He was an unfortunate lad.
  • It came in the mail.
  • A lot can happen during a lifetime.
  • This is the story of how I died. Don’t worry, though! I came back.
  • Once upon a time… there was humanity.
  • It all started at the end.
  • You ever seen those commercials where people screw up the simplest of tasks in the most idiotic fashion ever? Yeah, that’s basically what happened here.
  • “Why are we here?”
  • Let me just be perfectly clear that this was not my fault.
  • This isn’t a good story.
  • You’re here, that’s good. Now we can start.
  • “You should’ve stopped when you still could.”
  • It was a trap.
  • It was a normal day, as long as you ignore the fact that it wasn’t.
  • They didn’t warn you, my dear reader?
  • Something’s trying to kill me.
  • I’m not a particularly good story teller, but I’ll try my best.
  • *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. No, not the vague figure you’re imagining now from the zero amount of information I’ve given you, and no, I’m not the heroic yet relatable main-character you’d expect either. I’m the one that’s currently, and quite poetically, hiding in the corner of a chicken den. Yeah, that’s the one.
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